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- This year I’ve been on three weddings: the french one, the italian one and at last on this – polish.

- So what do you think about traditional polish wedding?

- It’s amazing! You know: in France nobody sing, in Italy nobody dance, but here… You eat until all plates are empty, then you go dancing and when you come back, there’s again a lot of food! It’s like an… err… never-ending…

- …never-ending party?

- Yes, that’s what I mean. But on thing is quite weird…

- Tell me.

- Is it normal for Poles, that you eat meat, then ice-cream, and then meat again? Of course – I like it and that suits me… but…?

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- Benjamin, is that true that people in Europe think about Poland ‘it’s a little, poor country, ruled by two evil twins’?

- Sometimes – yes. And that’s why I’ve got question – tell me: have both twins wives?

- No, one – has but the second – not.

- So is that true that the second is a gay? It’s well known fact in Italy.